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-I bet what motivated the British to colonize so much of the world is that they were just looking for a decent meal – Martha Harrison

-Today in Iraq, American and British troops handed out foods to hundreds of Iraqis. But to no surprise, the Iraqis handed the British foods back- Conan O’Brien

-It’s easy to eat well in England, all you have to do is to have breakfast three times a day- W.Somerset Maugham

-Who came up with the idea for a microwavable food in a can? No wonder the British Empire has declined.

-The teeth of British residents are notoriously bad. After viewing what they eat, I’d have to say no wonder.

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